Okay. Rarely do I link to anyone's blog (outside of family). Mostly because you never really know what you're going to get with strangers. One of my favorite "professional bloggers", although absolutely hysterical, has a tendency to drop some Big Daddy potty words in some pretty weird and unexpected places - like in a sentence about puppies. But the girl from "Oh My Stinkin' Heck", I always love. She's hilarious. Her children are adorable. She's an amazing photographer. She's honest and forthright, even about tough subjects. Her stories are uplifting and fun and real. She has a heart for the Lord. Oh, and she's an Aggie.
So today I went over to her site for my daily dose of hee-haw, only to find this:
I got to the first picture and just about ralphed up my just-eaten cottage cheese snack. (Mark, buddy, if that isn't clue enough NOT to read this one, I don't know how else to warn you. Your Ick-o-Meter will short circuit and and your head will explode. ...I'm just sayin'.)
So why, after realizing oh too clearly what a "pinkie" was, did I keep reading?
I don't know. All I can say is - from that first picture, I was fascinated. Glued to the screen. In a can't-divert-my-eyes-away-from-the-car-crash kind of way.
You'll do the same. You'll read this dude top to bottom with your mouth hanging open, shouting "Noooooooo!" at the computer screen the whole way through. And then you'll get to the end and read the most unfortunate of the "unfortunate events", and you too will yak up your bedtime snack and curse me for linking to someone outside of the family.
Good stuff, huh?