Friday, August 24, 2007
What Prompted The Sudden Discovery Of My Girly Side Last Night At 10:07
THIS was on the ceiling.
Some sort of giant mutant New Mexico Red Ant-Wasp-Beetle Creature. It was hovering over the couch, watching us while we ate our popcorn. Breathing. And wiggling its claw feely-thingies and stinger.
Me: "Whoa. Russell? There's something on the ceiling that needs whacking."
Russ: "Okay (handing me a napkin). Whack it."
Me: "Or. No, thank you. ...That, and because God deemed it so, is why you get to be the Head of the House."